Wednesday, October 18, 2006
(i.e. Customers From Hell - Aggression + Stupidity x 100)
Customer: (picks up a black bag) Does this come in other colours?
Me: No, just black.
Customer: Not even navy blue?
Me: (raising an eyebrow) No, sorry, there's only one colour.
Customer: (admiring herself with bag in mirror) Brown also no?
Me: (where the fuck do these people come from?!) Uh, only ONE? colour?
SERIOUSLY? This woman was obviously busy falling on her head in primary school when they were teaching the difference between the usage of singular and plural.